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Why some men have a dog and no wife!
« on: September 27, 2013, 11:02:32 AM »

1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2.  Dog's don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3.  Dog's like it if you leave a lot of stuff on the floor.

4.  A dog's parents never visit.

5.  Dog's agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6.  Dog's find you amusing when you're drunk.

7.  Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8.  A dog will not wake you up at night to ask "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9.  If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10.  A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11.  If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.  They just think it's interesting.

12.  If a dog leaves, it won't take half you stuff.


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Re: Why some men have a dog and no wife!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2013, 11:18:02 AM »

 ;D

I like what Ray Stevens said about Divorce....

He said he wasn't getting married again.  Instead, every 5 or 6 years he was going to find a woman he hated and buy her a house.
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Re: Why some men have a dog and no wife!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2013, 11:20:12 AM »

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Re: Why some men have a dog and no wife!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2013, 12:40:55 PM »

I stole it but deleted #9
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Re: Why some men have a dog and no wife!
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2013, 03:20:08 PM »

rhut rho........
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Re: Why some men have a dog and no wife!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2013, 07:57:14 AM »

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