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Happy Xmas everybody
« on: December 23, 2013, 02:21:14 PM »

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced

to a U.S. Marine General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."

The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?"

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is

Scottish, Uhura who is black, And Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.

My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.

"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
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Re: Happy Xmas everybody
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 02:50:32 PM »

That would the best Xmas present I could ever receive. And for my New Years Resolution.......I vow to not blindly hate any ethnic group, WELL almost any.
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Re: Happy Xmas everybody
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 04:01:15 PM »

 :o :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Happy Xmas everybody
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 04:28:09 PM »

Awesome.
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Re: Happy Xmas everybody
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 06:38:23 PM »



"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
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A hopeful thought! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Happy Xmas everybody
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2013, 06:50:19 PM »

I only hope...
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Re: Happy Xmas everybody
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 10:18:22 AM »

Oh yeah! :vrolijk_6:
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