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[erniezap]

I want to live my next life backwards :
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.  
Enjoy your retirement   and  collect your pension.
Then   when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too   young to work.
You get    ready for High School :  drink alcohol, party, and  you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and   you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions  -  central heating, room service on tap, and then...  
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[Fired00d]

Hmmm, never thought of it that way. You may be on to something. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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Ride Safe,
Fireman
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[RJ749]

Too tired to shoot holes in this one Ernie.

I like the last part though [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[SPIDERMAN]

Ernie,
        Whatever you're on I want some  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Big B