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[Jock]

Contestant #7

Q:  “If you were strained on an island and could only have one fruit to eat what would it be?”

A:  “That’s easy, a banana!  It serves two purposes!”

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Contestant #8

Q:  “Why does Jock only have two photos of you to post on this segment?”

A:  “Cuz your big azz would not get out of the way!”

[Jock]

Contestant #9

Q:  “Have you ever been on a blind date?”

A:  “No but I once had a date with a deaf man.  That was fun cuz I played his car stereo at full blast!”

[Jock]

Contestant #10

Q:  “What is the one feature about yourself you would change?”

A:  “Been there, already done that, can’t you see?”

[Jock]

Contestant #11

Q:  “Which celebrity would you sleep with in a blink of an eye?”

A:  “I sure hope you don’t think you’re a celebrity.”

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Contestant #12

Q:  “Are you jealous of ladies with a larger cup size?”

A:  “Oh #e!! no!  I make sure to get the 64oz cup every time!”

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Contestant #13

Q:  “Will you cheat on your boyfriend with an ex whom you still have strong sexual chemistry with?”

A:  “It ain’t cheatin’ if he doesn’t know.”

[Jock]

Contestant #14

Q:  “What do you dream about the most?”

A:  “A tall, dark and handsome man sweepin’ me off my feet.”

[Jock]

Contestant #15

Q:  “Do you have an elbow to the boob fetish?”

A:  “Doesn’t every woman?  Mission Accomplished here after all!”


 

[Jock]

Contestant #16

Q:  “Would you like to have somebody watch you while having sex?”

A:  “That’s ok by me butt it can’t be you!”

[Jock]

Contestant #17

Q:  “Do you sleep naked?”

A:  “You bet!  There is no better way to be ready for Johnny on-the-spot!”

[Jock]

Contestant #18

Q:  “Do you use toys?”

A:  “Don’t you?  You need them more than I do.”

[Jock]

Question #19

Q:  “Do you find older men attractive?”

A:  “If we are talkin’ ‘bout you then the answer is NO!”

[Jock]

Contestant #20

Q:  “Would you ever try to be a sugar baby?”

A:  “And ruin this shape?”

[Jock]

Contestant #21

Q:  “Sex for breakfast or sex for dinner?”

A:  “Both!  I enjoy to eat!”