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[Jock]

MC:  “Why did you break up with your last boyfriend?”

Contestant #18:  “Because he forgot to replace the empty bottle of air freshener for my bath room.”      

[Jock]

MC:  “So then it is true, your chit does…”

Contestant #18:  “Don’t you dare say it!  No way!  It’s like fresh cut roses!”      

[Jock]

MC:  “I see your number is 19 you don't look 19!”

Contestant #19:  “That’s because I am not 19.  I am 18.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Alice Cooper had a song called I’m 18!  Ever heard it?”

Contestant #19:  “Who is she?”      

[Jock]

MC:  “Damn!  Did I just show my age?”

Contestant #19:  “Only if it is stored in your pants since I did not see anything.”         

[Jock]

MC:  “Any final words?”

Contestant #19:  “Why am I dying?”   

[Jock]

MC:  “So I understand you are the corporate trainer for the company.”

Contestant #20:  “Yeah.  I was once at a store and now I train the new hires in the company.”

[Jock]

MC:  “What do you train them to do?”

Contestant #20:  “Be friendly with the guests, smile, cheer, have fun!”

[Jock]

MC:  “Cheer?  Where you a cheerleader?”

Contestant #20:  “Could ya tell?”   

[Jock]

MC:  “When I was in school cheerleaders were known to be the nasty girls.  Are you a nasty girl?”

Contestant #20:  “Of course!  The nastiest of them all!”   

[Jock]

MC:  “They were also known to have big mouths.  Do you?”

Contestant #20:  “I needed it!  The biggest of them all!”         

[Jock]

MC:  “You seem to be sweating.  Can I wipe ya down?”

Contestant #21:  “Sure”

[Jock]

MC:  “What is your favorite game?”

Contestant #21:  “Hide the salami!”      

[Jock]

MC:  “Can you sing and if so what is your favorite song to sing?”

Contestant #21:  “More, more more.  How do you like it, how do you like it?”

[Jock]

MC:  “Not bad.  Is there any hidden meaning behind that song for you?”

Contestant #21:  “No hidden meaning.  I just like more, more, more…”