Wow, just realized this thread has included dog puke. That ought to drag this thing into a MV length thread.
It also got me to remembering a horrific encounter I had with dog puke. I use to have that fake puke that I use to have a lot of fun with at party's. Wet er down and throw it on the carpet, make a puke sound and watch the look on your buddy's wife as she can't believe you just puked on her new carpet. Priceless!
I was working nights and on Fridays same group of us would get together for some beer, pool, and some card games. One evening as I came into the house I hear everyone screaming and laughing. I come around to the den and see someone got my fake puke. They were telling me to get away, that my wife's dog puked. Yeah right! I was determined I was set up with my own puke gag so I was going to spoil there fun by picking it up and put it in my mouth. As I was getting closer the girls were screamin and the guys were laughing. I reached down to pick it up and thank God my senses kicked in before I put it in my mouth. It was warm, fresh, dog puke! Yet another reminder of why I don't drink anymore!!!!!
JR [smiley=bananarock.gif]
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