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[SHRADER]

Our pal Hogasm came up to West Virginia to pick up some truck parts. Using some Hillbilly Rocket Rider ingenuity, Mrs. Otis suggested we use the bike lift, which strangely Otis did not have his bike on, to use as a picnic table.

Regards
Shrader

Here we have Otis, Hubbard and Hogasms head

[SHRADER]

And here Otis, Hubbard, Hogasm and Mrs. Shrader.

Notice that in both pictures Hubbard is the only one eating.....

[spydglide]

Great pics Shrader!  Too bad someone didn't take the camera and get you involved.  I see Brian was eating and I bet you were also.  har!  spyder

[SHRADER]

Great pics Shrader!  Too bad someone didn't take the camera and get you involved.  I see Brian was eating and I bet you were also.  har!  spyder

You know that's right

[miker]

That is a love-ell-ly lift cover.....

[hogasm]

That was some good Pizza after running through 4 tanks of fuel that day......almost all in WV

Might should have stayed in Va and entered WV via 460.....the wind was a bitch the entire time in WV, especially since I was towing a trailer for all the parts Shrader picked up for me

[hogasm]

That is a love-ell-ly lift cover.....

Miker,
Otis's lift was clean enough to eat off of but Ole Hub just needed a little country feeling for his feed trough. Red diamond plate just did not cut it

[SHRADER]

Miker,
Otis's lift was clean enough to eat off of but Ole Hub just needed a little country feeling for his feed trough. Red diamond plate just did not cut it

It ought to be clean. I mopped it Tuesday.

 We didn't want to wipe out on pizza juice when we rode up on the lift.

[spydglide]

 We didn't want to wipe out on pizza juice when we rode up on the lift.

This could just be the best quote that I've heard in a long time.  It should somehow be captured for all time. Maybe a HBRR rule of the road or something like that.  har!    spyder

[miker]

That would be a rare crash, wiping out on pizza juice that is....

[SHRADER]

If you ever wiped out your Harley on pizza juice, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!

[HUBBARD]

Pizza juice would be nothing to ride through, compared to one of OTIS's farts!  Fu*king motor would de-rate riding through that!      Later--HUBBARD

[SHRADER]

Pizza juice would be nothing to ride through, compared to one of OTIS's farts!  Fu*king motor would de-rate riding through that!      Later--HUBBARD

I bet that's why Brother Otis is hard to pass. When you ride up to him, he cuts one, and if your motor don't puke a valve, throw a rod, or otherwise blow all to s$&t, it certainly cuts down the horses due to oxygen deficiency. That combined with the added thrust provided by the jet effect of the fart gives him the edge he needs.

Regards
Shrader

[spydglide]

There's lots of theories out there, but that's the 1st time I've heard that one.  Otis is a legend in his own time for sure.  har!  spyder

[SHRADER]

This whole deal has given me an idea, or as those of us from the South usually say an Id.

I'm gonna come up with a new windshield to combat Brother Otis's wind discharge. Gonna use some contacts within the activated carbon industry to devise a specialized, ordor neutralizing, coating and call it the  "Fartsplitter".

Whatcha think?