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[Texas Fat Boy]

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn't know that was a choice."

[Skillet]

Right on!

[D-N-D]

 

[muddypaws]

I like that thinking...