I DONT CARE that:
1. Some people like Sharks, while others like Batwings.
2. Some people prefer to trailer, while others prefer to ride everywhere, no matter how far.
3. Some people like to pile on the miles, while others prefer to ride many less miles.
4. Some people prefer to trade often, while others prefer to keep the same bike a long time.
5. Some people like to work on their own bikes, while others take theirs to a dealer for service.
Because not a single ONE of these things affect me in any way, and everyone has a right to do what they want. It's
their money and time, not mine.
It doesn't mean that I don't enjoy reading about all some of these things, though! 
But what
I DON'T UNDERSTAND is:
1. Why anyone would buy a new Harley without buying the ESP, if you ride more than a little and keep your bike past the 2-year warranty period.
2. Why anyone would mess around with so-called "auto tune" devices - instead of just getting a proper tune, with a proper tuning device, from someone who knows how to use it, from the outset... because a great tune involves a LOT more than just recording VE data.
3. Why the MoCo hasn't been able to deliver a decent compensator since 2006.
4. Why MY bike has the most f**ed-up, one-off wiring harness in the history of...
FOREVER.
AND (wait for it)...
5. Why anyone would buy a Harley that isn't at least partially
blue ORANGE!
I just don't get it...
Ken