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steve4266

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Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« on: October 15, 2014, 09:25:35 PM »

Preacher was seen walking to the district pastor's meeting when he met another pastor friend.
His fellow preacher said, "Where's your bicycle I usually see you riding?"
"It was stolen and I think it was someone in my church!"
2nd preacher said, "Next Sunday you should deliver a real 'fire and brimstone' sermon on the ten commandments - the thief will feel guilty and return your bicycle ! ! !"
The next week . . .  The preachers run into each other . . . "How'd your sermon turn out Sunday?"
"When I was writing my sermon last week about the ten commandments . . . when I got to 'Thou shall not commit adultery' . . . I remembered where I left my bicycle ! ! !"
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Re: Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 05:57:40 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 08:09:37 AM »

That's great! LOL...  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2014, 08:55:05 AM »

 :o
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Re: Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2014, 11:15:45 PM »

 :book: Unfortunately too often true.
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Re: Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 10:15:28 AM »

Oops!


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Re: Preacher thought his bicycle was stolen . . .
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 11:27:16 AM »

Now that is funny..
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