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[smkymtnboy]

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
 Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
 Cure: Manueuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
 Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
 Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
 Cause: Looking through an empty glass.
 Cure: Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
 Cause: You’re being dragged away.
 Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
 Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it.
 Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
 Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
 Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
 Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
 Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

[Texas Fat Boy]

The Demon Drink, the Baltic Tea, Giggle Juice, Irish Handcuffs, Lunatic Soup, the Devil’s Mouthwash. 

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