Topic: Uh oh (Read 6317 times)

Screamin · « **on:** January 23, 2007, 06:41:30 PM »

Bikers are more likely to have problems in bed, new research shows. Studies have already claimed bicyclists face an increased risk of impotence, and now a Japanese medical research team says motorcycle riders, of whom there are 3.5million, mainly men, in Britain are likely to share the problem.

They say it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Doctors in Osaka, Japan, found 69 percent of riders had erectile
dysfunction (ED) compared with 35 percent in the control group. The
older the biker, the worse the problem was -- more than nine out of 10
over-50s had signs of impotence.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:48:48 PM »

Bicycle enthusiasts not Bikers Dude. Big difference. We all know what that H-D shake rattle and roll does to our libido and like the US Postal Service - - - - WE DELIVER !

B B

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:59:30 PM »

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Bicycle enthusiasts not Bikers Dude. Big difference. We all know what that H-D shake rattle and roll does to our libido and like the US Postal Service - - - - WE DELIVER !

B B

B B...I'm thinkin' the ladies are secretly enjoying it a lot more than we are....good, good, good, vibrations...

Special_Ed · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:00:04 PM »

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Bikers are more likely to have problems in bed, new research shows. Studies have already claimed bicyclists face an increased risk of impotence, and now a Japanese medical research team says motorcycle riders, of whom there are 3.5million, mainly men, in Britain are likely to share the problem.

They say it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Doctors in Osaka, Japan, found 69 percent of riders had erectile
dysfunction [highlight](ED) [/highlight]compared with 35 percent in the control group. The
older the biker, the worse the problem was -- more than nine out of 10
over-50s had signs of impotence.

Why you gotta be like that, why you gotta throw me under the bus like that. You know that ain't nice.

Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]

skippy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:06:22 PM »

Mine works fine ,well I think it does!!!!

Special_Ed · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:09:10 PM »

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Mine works fine ,well I think it does!!!!

Well Skip at least you weren't thrown under the bus brother.

Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]

Screamin · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:16:39 PM »

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Why you gotta be like that, why you gotta throw me under the bus like that. You know that ain't nice.

Ed [smiley=pepper.gif]

The good news is that it's [highlight]69[/highlight]%

Hell, I don't make this stuff up. [smiley=banana.gif]

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:30:46 PM »

Screamin
Like a bell going off, the reason behind your avatar just came to me

B B

Fired00d · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:33:17 PM »

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Screamin
Like a bell going off, the reason behind your avatar just came to me

B B

I was wondering if it was only me that caught that. When he started the thread I thought... "No worries".

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[smiley=pumpkin.gif]
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
[smiley=fireman.gif]

Screamin · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:37:52 PM »

Whatever it takes!!!!!!

Screamin · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:39:32 PM »

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Screamin
Like a bell going off, the reason behind your avatar just came to me

B B

Sigmond Freud reincarnated.

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hd-dude · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:41:14 PM »

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Screamin
Like a bell going off, the reason behind your avatar just came to me

B B

OK B, do you have a new keyboard in your spare parts....I think I need one

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:43:32 PM »

Matter of fact I've got one of those cool ergonomic keyboards I was about to donate to AMVETS. Pay the postage and it's yours (if I can find the software to program it into your CPU)

d00d
Great minds think alike !

B B

Screamin · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:49:33 PM »

DR. BB ergonomic Freud, clairvoyant benefactor emeritus!

Screamin · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:03:38 PM »

Old hardtail rider

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:25:38 PM »

Screamin
If I could whipsnap my tongue like your avatar I'd keep my trout in my trousers too !

B B

Sorry d00d, double secret probation or not, I couldn't resist.

HUBBARD · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:41:25 PM »

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Bikers are more likely to have problems in bed, new research shows. Studies have already claimed [highlight]bicyclists[/highlight] face an increased risk of impotence, and now a [highlight]Japanese [/highlight]medical research team says[highlight] motorcycle riders,[/highlight] of whom there are 3.5million, mainly men, in Britain are likely to share the problem.

They say it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Doctors in Osaka, Japan, found 69 percent of riders had erectile
dysfunction (ED) compared with 35 percent in the control group. The
older the biker, the worse the problem was -- more than nine out of 10
over-50s had signs of impotence.

If all I had to get around on was a bicycle, and/or a Honda, I would feel [highlight]IMPO'ENT[/highlight], too! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] Later--HUBBARD

bisounours · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2007, 07:28:40 AM »

With our bike the better for the preservation of our espece is :
- One Corbin seat with heat,
- A set of Legend Air
- An hydraulic clutch (no stress)
- And a Chubby bar (more relax)
- the last : [smiley=drink.gif]

[smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

RedDevil · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:25:47 AM »

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With our bike the better for the preservation of our espece is :
- One Corbin seat with heat,
- A set of Legend Air
- An hydraulic clutch (no stress)
- And a Chubby (more relax)
- the last : [smiley=drink.gif]

[smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Hmmmmm, maybe we have a language barrier here, but I know I'm not very relaxed when I have a "chubby". [smiley=embarassed.gif]... [smiley=oops.gif]don't want to get put on Double-Secret Probation.
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
Red

Ghost Rider · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:10:19 AM »

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Hmmmmm, maybe we have a language barrier here, but I know I'm not very relaxed when I have a "chubby". [smiley=embarassed.gif]... [smiley=oops.gif]don't want to get put on Double-Secret Probation.
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
Red

Beer Spew! LMAO.

I thought "chubby" was a universal term.

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:48:08 PM »

A "chubby" is a universal term. Worldwide, it refers to a set of f--cking handlebars that [size=20]I [/size]have to install on another one of BB's bikes

. In America it has several meanings.....one of which refers to a man's unit or to a large person......Since the Camel Toe post, I figured that I'd try to bring the world together on the meanings of words.

_Beags

RedDevil · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:51:27 PM »

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A "chubby" is a universal term. Worldwide, it refers to a set of f--cking handlebars that [size=20]I [/size]have to install on another one of BB's bikes . In America it has several meanings.....one of which refers to a man's unit or to a large person......Since the Camel Toe post, I figured that I'd try to bring the world together on the meanings of words.

_Beags

Beags,
You're a gentleman and a scholar. We are the world, we are the children.... [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif]
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
Red

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:03:46 PM »

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Beags,
You're a gentleman and a scholar. [highlight]We are the world, we are the children[/highlight].... [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif]
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
Red

[smiley=behead2.gif] [smiley=hanged.gif] [smiley=hanged.gif] [smiley=hanged.gif] [smiley=behead.gif] [smiley=behead.gif] [smiley=behead.gif] [smiley=behead.gif] [smiley=behead.gif] [smiley=bomb2.gif] [smiley=bomb2.gif] [smiley=bomb2.gif] [smiley=knife.gif] [smiley=knife.gif] [smiley=knife.gif] [smiley=knife.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif]

Am I coming through loud and clear here

B B

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:07:45 PM »

Hey Bro,
Don't take that the wrong way, I love the bonding time (as well as the drinking time [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]). But in reality, you gotta stop buyin' bikes as often as I change my underware........Pick 2 that you like, and ride them.

L&R
Matt

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:16:03 PM »

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Hey Bro,
Don't take that the wrong way, I love the bonding time (as well as the drinking time [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]). But in reality, you gotta stop buyin' bikes as often as I change my underware........Pick 2 that you like, and ride them.

L&R
Matt

Por Que Amigo ?

Mi tomar una red SERK ! (sorry Jorge I'm tryin here)

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Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:30:32 PM »

Well,
The red ones are the fastest!!!!!!
And RK bars are easy to change.

_Beags

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:42:12 PM »

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Well,
The red ones are the fastest!!!!!!
And RK bars are easy to change.

_Beags

Do you think anyone would give me $50k for Elvis

?? It'd take that much to even consider the concept of not havin that incredible motorcycle sittin in my garage.

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:03:54 PM »

You aint gettin' rid of Elvis........at any price.....and you know it.

Matt

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:09:49 PM »

Ok
I'll pimp for you instead [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] You gotta be worth a bunch with that polska keilbasa you got swingin around.

Ok,
Here's the ad copy

" For Hire, boyish 40 something WM . Guaranteed to fulfil your wildest fantasies. Size 14 shoes, "

Think we can make some money Bro ?

B B

SEULTRA · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:23:10 PM »

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Ok
I'll pimp for you instead [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] You gotta be worth a bunch with that polska keilbasa you got swingin around.

Ok,
Here's the ad copy

" For Hire, boyish 40 something WM . Guaranteed to fulfil your wildest fantasies. [highlight]Size 14 shoes[/highlight], "

Think we can make some money Bro ?

B B

Ok... someone is bragging or fantasizing here...

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #30 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:27:37 PM »

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Ok... someone is bragging or fantasizing here...

Babci - - Beagle's mom bought him a nice pair of shearling slippers for Christmas. He couldn't wear em and gave em to me. The tag says size 14

B B

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2007, 12:33:26 PM »

There is no statistical correlation between shoe size and anything else, unless you count barefoot skiing...

I got Chubby's too

SEULTRA · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2007, 02:19:24 PM »

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Babci - - Beagle's mom bought him a nice pair of shearling slippers for Christmas. [highlight]He couldn't wear em and gave em to me. [/highlight]The tag says size 14

B B

Because they were too [size=24]big[/size] or too [size=10]small[/size] ? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2007, 07:01:12 PM »

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Because they were too [size=24]big[/size] or too [size=10]small[/size] ? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Too fuzzy - - - - - Beags isn't exactly a warm and fuzzy kind of guy - - - - that's my job

B B

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