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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2007, 08:25:38 PM »
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             If I could whipsnap my tongue like your avatar I'd keep my trout in my trousers too !

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Sorry d00d, double secret probation or not, I couldn't resist.  ::)
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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2007, 08:41:25 PM »
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Bikers are more likely to  have problems in bed, new research shows. Studies have already claimed [highlight]bicyclists[/highlight] face an increased risk of impotence, and now a [highlight]Japanese [/highlight]medical research team says[highlight] motorcycle riders,[/highlight] of whom there are 3.5million, mainly men, in Britain are likely to share the problem.

They say it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Doctors in Osaka, Japan, found 69 percent of riders had erectile  
dysfunction (ED) compared with 35 percent in the control group. The  
older the biker, the worse the problem was -- more than nine out of 10  
over-50s had signs of impotence.

If all I had to get around on was a bicycle, and/or a Honda, I would feel [highlight]IMPO'ENT[/highlight], too!  [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] Later--HUBBARD
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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2007, 07:28:40 AM »
With our bike the better for the preservation of our espece is :
- One Corbin seat with heat,
- A set of Legend Air
- An hydraulic clutch (no stress)
- And a Chubby bar (more relax)
- the last :  [smiley=drink.gif]

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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2007, 08:25:47 AM »
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With our bike the better for the preservation of our espece is :
- One Corbin seat with heat,
- A set of Legend Air
- An hydraulic clutch (no stress)
- And a Chubby (more relax)
- the last :  [smiley=drink.gif]

 [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
Hmmmmm, maybe we have a language barrier here, but I know I'm not very relaxed when I have a "chubby". [smiley=embarassed.gif]... [smiley=oops.gif]don't want to get put on Double-Secret Probation.
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2007, 11:10:19 AM »
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Hmmmmm, maybe we have a language barrier here, but I know I'm not very relaxed when I have a "chubby". [smiley=embarassed.gif]... [smiley=oops.gif]don't want to get put on Double-Secret Probation.
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
Red

Beer Spew!  LMAO.

I thought "chubby" was a universal term.
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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2007, 08:48:08 PM »
A "chubby" is a universal term. Worldwide, it refers to a set of f--cking handlebars that [size=20]I [/size]have to install on another one of BB's bikes ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.  In America it has several meanings.....one of which refers to a man's unit or to a large person......Since the Camel Toe post,  I figured that I'd try to bring the world together on the meanings of words.


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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2007, 08:51:27 PM »
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A "chubby" is a universal term. Worldwide, it refers to a set of f--cking handlebars that [size=20]I [/size]have to install on another one of BB's bikes ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.  In America it has several meanings.....one of which refers to a man's unit or to a large person......Since the Camel Toe post,  I figured that I'd try to bring the world together on the meanings of words.


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Beags,
You're a gentleman and a scholar.  We are the world, we are the children.... [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif]
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2007, 09:03:46 PM »
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Beags,
You're a gentleman and a scholar.  [highlight]We are the world, we are the children[/highlight].... [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=rifle.gif]
Cheers [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif],
Red

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Am I coming through loud and clear here

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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2007, 09:07:45 PM »
Hey Bro,
     Don't take that the wrong way,   I love the bonding time (as well as the drinking time  [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]).  But in reality,  you gotta stop buyin' bikes as often as I change my underware........Pick 2 that you like,  and ride them.


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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2007, 09:16:03 PM »
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Hey Bro,
     Don't take that the wrong way,   I love the bonding time (as well as the drinking time  [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]).  But in reality,  you gotta stop buyin' bikes as often as I change my underware........Pick 2 that you like,  and ride them.


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Matt

Por Que Amigo ?

Mi tomar una red SERK ! (sorry Jorge I'm tryin here)

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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2007, 09:30:32 PM »
Well,
     The red ones are the fastest!!!!!!
And RK bars are easy to change.



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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2007, 10:42:12 PM »
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Well,
     The red ones are the fastest!!!!!!
And RK bars are easy to change.



_Beags

Do you think anyone would give me $50k for Elvis ?????  It'd take that much to even consider the concept of not havin that incredible motorcycle sittin in my garage.

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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2007, 11:03:54 PM »
You aint gettin' rid of Elvis........at any price.....and you know it.


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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2007, 11:09:49 PM »
Ok
   I'll pimp for you instead   [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] You gotta be worth a bunch with that polska keilbasa you got swingin around.

Ok,
     Here's the ad copy

" For Hire, boyish 40 something WM . Guaranteed to fulfil your wildest fantasies. Size 14 shoes, " :D

Think we can make some money Bro ?

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Re: Uh oh
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2007, 11:23:10 PM »
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Ok
   I'll pimp for you instead   [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] You gotta be worth a bunch with that polska keilbasa you got swingin around.

Ok,
     Here's the ad copy

" For Hire, boyish 40 something WM . Guaranteed to fulfil your wildest fantasies. [highlight]Size 14 shoes[/highlight], " :D

Think we can make some money Bro ?

B B


Ok... someone is bragging or fantasizing here...  ;D ;D ;D
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