Excellent parody.
Evidently there is no truth to the rumors that Harley Dealers will charge $5 to park on their lots, per bike per hour, to all non-CVO riders. CVO riders were to be charged $10 to park per hour, cuz the MoCo figures we have more money than sense.
This is esp. funny, 'cause when I was passing thru a noted Tenn. tourist village in the mtns. recently and needing to purchase some oil, I noted in my handy HD (HOG) touring map book that a HD Dealership was present.......so, found it right on the main drag.....mostly walking traffic, no parking on the street, but a parking lot beside the shop. Well, pulled in to be met by a gate and a $5.00 fee to enter....BUT, no motorcycles allowed in the parking lot! No where to park if you were on a bike. Must have only been a T-shirt/souvenir shop. Never found out, 'cause there was a indy shop a few blocks away that welcomed bikes. Oh, the irony.
aaarrgh.
spyder