Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. 
 
 The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,  everyone calls him, 
'Father'."
 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him, 
'Your Grace'." 
 
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says, 
'Your Eminence'." 
 
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him, 
'Your Holiness'." 
  
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"  
 
She proudly replies, I have a daughter, 
      
SLIM  & TALL
  
40 D Breasts
24" WAIST and 
   
34" HIPS  
  
When she walks into a room, people say, 
 
           “ Oh MY God”