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One Morning In rome
« on: May 20, 2016, 04:07:44 PM »

 
 
  Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
 
 The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,  everyone calls him,
'Father'."
 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him,
'Your Grace'."
 
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says,
'Your Eminence'."
 
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him,
'Your Holiness'."
 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 
 
She proudly replies, I have a daughter,
     
SLIM  & TALL
 
40 D Breasts

24" WAIST and
   
34" HIPS 



 
When she walks into a room, people say,
 
           “ Oh MY God”
« Last Edit: May 20, 2016, 04:13:03 PM by phato1 »
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 04:11:22 PM »

 :huepfenlol2:         :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 05:11:32 PM »

OMG
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 07:48:45 PM »

OMG is right!
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 08:29:26 PM »

Holy chit!!!
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2016, 08:56:38 PM »

Haha, nice! Nothing like a good Catholic girl...
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 09:32:45 PM »

omg i love it  i would worship that god :bananarock: :bananarock: :bananarock: :bananarock:
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2016, 05:59:10 AM »

 :cherry: :huepfenlol2: good one
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2016, 09:42:32 AM »

I would to...
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2016, 09:58:42 AM »

Yes!! The lord can shine in many ways   ::) :2vrolijk_02: :smitten: 
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2016, 10:18:05 AM »

She would render me speechless!  :smitten:
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2016, 08:38:30 PM »

I would love her long time...and many times...and any time.
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2016, 05:52:42 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: One Morning In rome
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2016, 01:04:52 PM »

:pepper: :apple: :carrot:Too funny  :pepper: :orange: :cucumber:
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