Subject: Female dentist
>A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out
> a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot. "No way-no needles! I hate
> needles!" the man said.
>
> So, she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I
> can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face
> suffocates me!"
>
> The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a
> pill.
>
> "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
>
> The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
>
> "What are those?" he asked.
>
> "Viagra," she replied.
>
> "I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain
> killer."
>
> "It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on
> to when I pull your tooth."