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Female dentist
« on: July 26, 2012, 09:27:46 AM »

Subject: Female dentist


>A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.  She pulled out
> a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.  "No way-no needles!  I hate
> needles!" the man said.
>
> So, she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I
> can't do the gas thing.  Just the thought of having a mask on my face
> suffocates me!"
>
> The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a
> pill.
>
> "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
>
> The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
>
> "What are those?" he asked.
>
> "Viagra," she replied.
>
> "I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain
> killer."
>
> "It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on
> to when I pull your tooth."
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Re: Female dentist
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 11:15:42 AM »

Good one!
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Re: Female dentist
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 12:28:48 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Female dentist
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 12:45:01 PM »

 :tekst-toppie:   :drink:
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Re: Female dentist
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2012, 04:14:35 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Female dentist
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 01:25:45 AM »

Yo Bro...Gooood :)
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