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Estimating
« on: June 23, 2008, 02:46:48 PM »
Thought I'd share this little tidbit of how dense I can be at times.  Am working on an estimate.  One of the areas includes a "Mass Properties" tab, so the responsible functional lead calls me and asks if I knew of any changes which might alter mass properties when the statement of work appears to be purely a software effort.  I didn't have an answer for him, so I called the customer and asked if there were any requirements to alter mass properties.  The customer tells me "No."  I respond with "Are you sure?"

His response:  "Well Henry, unless the software build is REALLY heavy, or we have too many 1s forward of CG and not enough 0s aft of CG, I can't see a need to estimate mass properties.

I do some really dumb things sometimes.  Scarey ain't it?
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 03:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Thumpin' 107 on June 23, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
Thought I'd share this little tidbit of how dense I can be at times.  Am working on an estimate.  One of the areas includes a "Mass Properties" tab, so the responsible functional lead calls me and asks if I knew of any changes which might alter mass properties when the statement of work appears to be purely a software effort.  I didn't have an answer for him, so I called the customer and asked if there were any requirements to alter mass properties.  The customer tells me "No."  I respond with "Are you sure?"

His response:  "Well Henry, unless the software build is REALLY heavy, or we have too many 1s forward of CG and not enough 0s aft of CG, I can't see a need to estimate mass properties.

I do some really dumb things sometimes.  Scarey ain't it?

Henry,
It's not always the estimator. I'm working on one right now and I can't figure out what the hell this customer is asking for. This is his second try and he still can't get it spelled out.

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! >:(

Ed

PS. Altering the mass properties would be bad... :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 03:25:17 PM »
Quote from: Special_Ed on June 23, 2008, 03:00:13 PM
Henry,
It's not always the estimator. I'm working on one right now and I can't figure out what the hell this customer is asking for. This is his second try and he still can't get it spelled out.

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! >:(

Ed

PS. Altering the mass properties would be bad... :huepfenlol2:

i have property in mass. please dont alter it on me
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 03:29:29 PM »
Quote from: naitram on June 23, 2008, 03:25:17 PM
i have property in mass. please dont alter it on me

My Mass property is most likely getting altered with all this rain today. :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 03:36:04 PM »
hows Special_Donny doing with all of the thunder and lightning?
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 03:55:51 PM »
Quote from: naitram on June 23, 2008, 03:36:04 PM
hows Special_Donny doing with all of the thunder and lightning?

Hasn't bothered him at all even with the mass alterations...
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 04:06:23 PM »
OMG...........See how slow I am?  I just got it..............Mass Properties!  :ROFLOL:   :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao:
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 04:10:09 PM »
* naitram thinks Henry needs more  :morningcoffee: :morningcoffee:
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 04:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Thumpin' 107 on June 23, 2008, 04:06:23 PM
OMG...........See how slow I am?  I just got it..............Mass Properties!  :ROFLOL:   :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao:

Henry,
That was just a couple of Massholes testing ya. ;)

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Re: Estimating
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 07:43:39 PM »
Quote from: naitram on June 23, 2008, 04:10:09 PM
* naitram thinks Henry needs more  :morningcoffee: :morningcoffee:

GAWD.............I'm so  :-[
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Re: Estimating
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 07:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Special_Ed on June 23, 2008, 04:21:37 PM
Henry,
That was just a couple of Massholes testing ya. ;)

Ed

 :-[  You guys are awesome.  We have got to get together the next time I'm in NE.  That was some funny chit............I laughed so hard once I finally caught on.  Brought tears to my eyes.  :ROFLOL:
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