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[RJ749]

Men  strike back!
How  many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it  
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a  woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably  never be able to support you.  
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand  closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something  smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."  
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.  
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required  pressure.  
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the  front door, who do you let in first?
The  dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.  
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told  
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.  
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive  by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.  
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Why  do men die before their wives? They want to.  
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Women  will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut,  and still think they are sexy.  
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In  the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and  rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send  this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who  can handle the truth !


AND  MAXINE SAYS.....

[Sniper]

Thanks I needed that !!!!!

Sniper/