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[RJ749]

Risumi


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

[RJ749]

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check  !

[Fired00d]

I don't see the problem I understood every word she typed??? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] Top that off she's hired, before the rest of you clowns try to steal her away from me.

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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[Fired00d]

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check  !

Heh Don I think we just found another one of our twin brotha’s from a different mother.

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 [smiley=fireman.gif]

[RJ749]

Heh Don I think we just found another one of our twin brotha’s from a different mother.

 [smiley=pumpkin.gif]Ride Safe,Fired00d [smiley=fireman.gif]

Momma didn't raise no fools I see [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[Fired00d]

Momma didn't raise no fools I see [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

And none of her sons were blind either. On second thought maybe in this situation being blind could be an asset to assessing this applicant.

"Peggy May you know I'm blind, so I can get a better understanding of your assets would you mind if I tried the hands on approach". [smiley=evilgrin.gif] [smiley=devilish.gif]

 [smiley=pumpkin.gif]
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 [smiley=fireman.gif]

[SBB]

I don't see the problem I understood every word she typed??? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] Top that off she's hired, before the rest of you clowns try to steal her away from me.

 [smiley=pumpkin.gif]
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 [smiley=fireman.gif]

dOOd
Get real!

She has on the fastest color so any claim you think you have just got over ruled by a cherry!


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[Fired00d]

dOOd
Get real!

She has on the fastest color so any claim you think you have just got over ruled by a cherry!


 [smiley=cherry.gif]

 [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

You know me being the true southern gentleman and treating my new employees fairly I purchased her a new outfit when she came to work for me (see below).

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Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 [smiley=fireman.gif]

[RJ749]

You know me being the true southern gentleman and treating my new employees fairly I purchased her a new outfit when she came to work for me (see below). [smiley=pumpkin.gif]
Ride Safe,Fired00d [smiley=fireman.gif]

Nice look, I think her a mmm, er, uh Tan stands out more in the orange.

S-B the only thing there that involves a  [smiley=cherry.gif] is the color of the old outfit.IMHO

[Screamin_Beagle]

For some reason,  I never get tired of looking at that picture..........but...

I Like the cherry red version better.......



_Beagle

[SBB]

Nice look, I think her a mmm, er, uh Tan stands out more in the orange.

[highlight]S-B the only thing there that involves a  [smiley=cherry.gif] is the color of the old outfit.IMHO[/highlight]

What about the box it came in?

[BLM777]

What about the box it came in?

Never mind the box, Chipster....I'd give a bunch to see her propped up on the back of Maudie with Hub WFO.....

[SPIDERMAN]

Never mind the box, Chipster....I'd give a bunch to see her propped up on the back of Maudie with Hub WFO.....

Brian,
       Might take awhile for part of her to catch up with the rest. You don't think she's leaning against that tree just for effect do you ?  Ok, let's start a poll on how much everyone think's those puppies weigh. My guess is that the implants are at least 1200 cc's, so hmmmmmmmm water weighs 7.5 lbs per gallon 2400 cc's - - - - - - - - - - I'll guess they're 8lbs each   Who wants to volunteer to weigh em. Course they'd have to be nekkid so as to get an accurate reading  

B B

[HUBBARD]

Never mind the box, Chipster....I'd give a bunch to see her propped up on the back of Maudie with Hub WFO.....

'am, 'em R BIGGINS'!  Ol' Hub would be WFO alright, but Ol' Maudie would be in the parking lot, if you know what I mean there, Dad!   Later--HUBBARD

[RJ749]

Brian,
       Might take awhile for part of her to catch up with the rest. You don't think she's leaning against that tree just for effect do you ?  Ok, let's start a poll on how much everyone think's those puppies weigh. My guess is that the implants are at least 1200 cc's, so hmmmmmmmm water weighs 7.5 lbs per gallon 2400 cc's - - - - - - - - - - I'll guess they're 8lbs each   Who wants to volunteer to weigh em. Course they'd have to be nekkid so as to get an accurate reading  ::)B B

From earlier posts it looks like d00d would volunteer, I think you are light on the weight though.  My mom has a friend that was an x-ray tech and she told stories of women with 20#ers. I think i have to go in the mid teen range on this set per each.

After additional research I must bow to the Big B and acknowledge his estimate as most likely on the money for our little Miss.