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The Redneck and the Rich man
« on: January 10, 2007, 11:59:22 AM »
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."

The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"

The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
 
The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a tee shirt and a dildo."

With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
 
The redneck replies,  "Well, in case she doesn't like the tee shirt, she can go f___ herself."

 

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Re: The Redneck and the Rich man
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 01:26:37 PM »
 [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] ;D ;D ;D
Too funny!!

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Re: The Redneck and the Rich man
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2007, 01:45:33 PM »
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The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."

The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"

The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
 
The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a tee shirt and a dildo."

With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
 
The redneck replies,  "Well, in case she doesn't like the tee shirt, she can go f___ herself."
I'll use that one on my wife's next b'day.  Yeah, Right! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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