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[RJ749]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished."
So I looked around my house to find all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before I left the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have
no idea how freaking good I feel.

[Bagger]

That'll do it...........Git-R-Dun!!!   [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]