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A Man Stopped by Police
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:07:37 PM »

A man was stopped by the police around 2 AM.

The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied:
“I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer was impressed then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replied, “That would be my wife.”
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Re: A Man Stopped by Police
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2015, 03:01:26 PM »

Been there, Done that!!!
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Re: A Man Stopped by Police
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2015, 05:14:00 PM »

LOL!  I'm a slow learner but have a patient wife!
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Re: A Man Stopped by Police
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2015, 10:00:30 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: A Man Stopped by Police
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2015, 11:17:26 AM »

Been there..
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