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5 Rules for Men!!
« on: January 20, 2007, 04:24:22 AM »

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
>> from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
 
>>   2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
 
>>   3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
>> doesn't lie to you.
 
>>   4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who
>> likes to be with you.
 
>>   5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
>> each other.

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Re: 5 Rules for Men!!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2007, 09:11:07 AM »

I was gonna read this one out to my wife.....but she's makin me breakfast.....so I'll wait til she's done.  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Re: 5 Rules for Men!!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 12:17:05 PM »

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I was gonna read this one out to my wife.....but she's makin me breakfast.....so I'll wait til she's done.  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Hey! FR8TRN
Sounds like you have lady#1 good idea showing it to her later.

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Re: 5 Rules for Men!!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 01:10:47 PM »

#6  It is not important that they necessarily be in the above order.    ;D
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