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[harleyteam]

>>Subject: Fw: Tennessee Ten Commandments
>>
>>>>Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall
>>>>nots" in the Ten commandments.  Folks just aren't used to talking in
>>>>those
>>>>terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated
>>>>the
>>>>King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on... The
>>>>Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church
>>>>in
>>>>Gainesboro, TN.)
>>>>(1) Just one God.
>>>>(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
>>>>(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
>>>>(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
>>>>(5) Put nothin' before God.
>>>>(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
>>>>(7) No killin.'
>>>>( Watch yer mouth.
>>>>(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
>>>>(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
>>>>
>>>>Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice
>>>>day.
>>>>
>>

[Bagger]

>>Subject: Fw: Tennessee Ten Commandments
>>
>>>>Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall
>>>>nots" in the Ten commandments.  Folks just aren't used to talking in
>>>>those
>>>>terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated
>>>>the
>>>>King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on... The
>>>>Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church
>>>>in
>>>>Gainesboro, TN.)
>>>>(1) Just one God.
>>>>(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
>>>>(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
>>>>(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
>>>>(5) Put nothin' before God.
>>>>(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
>>>>(7) No killin.'
>>>>( Watch yer mouth.
>>>>(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
>>>>(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
>>>>
>>>>Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice
>>>>day.
>>>>
>>

I was wondering how those translated.  Thanks for clearing that up. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]