You know you're a biker if...
10. Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better.
9. Sturgis is your dream vacation.
8. Your ol' lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string above your bike.
7. People know your a biker even when you don't want them to.
6. You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easyriders than the naked women.
5. You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson".
4. Your Christmas list has no words, just part numbers.
3. You have at least one ashtray which is actually a motorcycle part.
2. You've spent more on your motorcycle than your Education.
1. When she says "It's the bike or me!!" you have to think about it really hard.
And your not a biker if...
10. You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
9. You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
8. You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
7. You only ride on weekends, when you can.
6. There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
5. You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
4. Your trailer needs new tires before your bike does.
3. You bike is more than a month old and is still stock.
2. Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.
1. You think the guys at OCC are bike builders.
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