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[EZRIDN]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the thin Harley T-shirt that she normally slept in. 
 
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
 
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" 
 
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
 
Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks honey’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt hanging loosely around her neck.
 
Happy, but feeling a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?"
 
She explained, “The egg timer's broken."

-AND-

Unfortunately, the eggs were still undercooked.....dammit!

[D-N-D]

 

[muddypaws]

But was he happy....

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Who needs Eggs??