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Some things your better off not knowing.
« on: November 08, 2015, 07:41:56 PM »
Shortly after we were married, my wife started closing her eyes during sex. I assumed it was because I was doing such an awesome job. After many years of this, I mentioned it to her one night. She said, "no dumbass, I close my eyes because I can't stand to see you having a good time".

Some things your better off not knowing.

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Re: Some things your better off not knowing.
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 06:17:40 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Some things your better off not knowing.
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2015, 12:30:09 PM »
Well, at least she didn't say "I'm imaging Hugh Jackman" instead.
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Re: Some things your better off not knowing.
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2015, 10:05:04 PM »
LMAO!    Uh.........Now I know what my wife is doing!  :o
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Re: Some things your better off not knowing.
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2015, 07:05:55 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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