So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says “ma'am, can I please see your license? " She says “I'm sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving. " His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car? " She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he's in the trunk. "
“Ma'am, DON'T MOVE, I'm calling for backup. " He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie. . . Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman's window. “Ma'am, can I see your license? " he asks sternly. “Of course, officer," she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate," he mumbles. “Can I see the registration to this car? " She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. “Ma'am, stand back! " He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty. . . The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding too! ! "
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