Topic: Honey, while you were gone (Read 755 times)

CVOJOE · « **on:** January 29, 2007, 11:43:41 PM »

To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it sort of bumped into your Ferarri, and parts of the door fell on your motorcycle.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

hoody · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:50:25 PM »

And I thought my wife had a driving problem!...I know this is a joke but this is a little taste of my wife’s driving style, she has totaled three, wrecked four others, once backing into a telephone phone pole that has not moved for the 12 years that she has been driving down our driveway. Hit the house and boat with our lawnmower and even sucked the boat cover into the mower deck once by "getting a little too close I guess" .... and no I don't let her drive the Deuce. I just tell her she will have more fun riding and watching!

CVOJOE · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2007, 03:51:42 PM »

[highlight]and no I don't let her drive the Deuce[/highlight] [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

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