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[Texas Fat Boy]

Matt who was 40ish met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? he asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.'

They drank a bit more, and then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. They went back to her place.
They walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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[J Heinlein]

nice one.  still laughing as I am typing !

[bigC]