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[smkymtnboy]

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court.”
 He smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write, ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times.”

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[RedEagle]

UGH!!