A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic Gold Medal.
Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole
and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished."
Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him making
the pin and winning the match.
The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded. When he finally got his
wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of
that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but
at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in
front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce of strength
I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."
So, the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own
nuts!"
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Topic: The Wrestler and the Pretzel move (Read 1547 times)