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[twincam]

Bubba  liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
    attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for
advice.
    It's  those   big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like  an
old
    fool. They're years outta style.
     Your best bet is to  grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two
sizes
    too little and drop a  fist-sized tater down inside them.I'm
telling
    ya  man...ya'll have  all the babes you want!
    >
    > The following weekend, Bubba hits  the swimming hole with his
    spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized  potato. Everybody
at
    the swimming hole  was
     disgusted as he  walked by, covering their faces, turning way,
    laughing, looking sick!
    >
    > Bubba  went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's
wrong
    now?"
    >
    > "Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in  the front!

[RJ749]

I was in Hawaii after hearing this joke a week or so beforehand back in 1986.

There with Jeep for a dealer launch of the new Wrangler, so most every evening we were on a bus to somewhere with the entire group for dinner and drinks.  What better situation than a captive audience.

Someone who had heard the joke would inevitably ask me to tell it again, so I would embellish it with local beach names and members of the staff or fellow dealers.

To this day my nickname from that trip it Tater.