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Jeff G

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Little Johnny
« on: March 13, 2016, 02:55:53 PM »

Little Johnny got sent home from school for getting caught having sex with one of his teachers. He was met at the door by his Mom and was told to go to up to his room and be prepared to deal with his Father when he gets home from work.
     When Johnny’s Dad got home, he was told that HIS son got caught having sex with his teacher and He needed to deal with him.
      As his father was going up the stairs he was thinking he was kind proud of his son, he remembered being in school and having similar thoughts when he was young.
     When he got into the bedroom he told Johnny he wasn’t mad, but had to act like he was because his Mom was really upset at him.     
     He said, “Lets go out after dinner for a bike ride, we’ll get some ice cream and have a talk”
      Johnny says “that sounds great dad, but I don’t think I’m up for a bike ride, my butt still hurts from this afternoon at school”
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2016, 03:21:39 PM »

Damn!!!! I was like "Dad"... damn proud an envious until the last sentence. :puke:

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2016, 08:23:22 PM »

Didn't see that ine coming
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2016, 08:36:37 PM »

Johnny got sent home but the teacher got promoted.  WTF
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2016, 06:28:33 AM »

 :o :o
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2016, 12:16:04 PM »

Did not see that one coming....
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