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Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon.

After a while the first fellow says to the second,   "If'n I was to
sneak
over to
your place Saturday
and make love to your wife while you was off huntin',   and she got
pregnant and had
a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes  like he was thinking real
hard
about the
question.

Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us
even."