Elizabeth Taylor was talking to her plastic surgeon and asked him if he could “tighten her up a little” in her private area, like she was when she was in her twenty’s.
Her doctor said, “I know just what you’re looking for” and agreed to do the surgery.
Before she left his office she said “this needs to be between you and me, I don’t want this all over the news and Internet”
Liz, her doctor said, “I have been doing work for you for years, and assured her all would be kept between them”.
When she awoke from her surgery she noticed 3 vases of flowers and some get well balloons in her room. Kinda mad, she got her phone and called the doctor to find out who found out about the surgery. The doctor said, calm down Liz, one of the vases was from him, as he appreciates doing work for her for many years, and one of the vases was from the Anesthesiologist that assisted him, and he had worked with him for years and not to worry. Then she said “what about the other flowers and balloons”, the doctor paused, and said “oh, they must be from that kid’s parents up on the third floor burn unit, thanking her for his new ears”.
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