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rbmntx

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Motorcycle Quotations
« on: February 06, 2007, 09:04:00 AM »

    While surfing the web looking for a "catchy" line to use in my signature, I ran across several motorcycle quotations I thought I would share.  Some are humorous, some are thought provoking.  enjoy!

    • Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.  ~Author Unknown

    • It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.  ~Author Unknown

    • Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.  ~Author Unknown

    • Keep your bike in good repair:  motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.  ~Author Unknown

    • The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  ~Author Unknown

    • Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.  ~Author Unknown

    • Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.  ~Author Unknown

    • Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.  ~Mac McCleary

    • Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.  ~Jim Samuels

    • Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  ~Author Unknown

    • People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  ~Author Unknown

    • When you're riding lead, don't spit.  ~Author Unknown

    • Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.  ~Author Unknown

    • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  ~Author Unknown

    • 98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.

    • Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

    • Winter is Nature’s way of telling you to polish.

    • There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

    • Gray-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck.

    • There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.

    • I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
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Re: Motorcycle Quotations
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2007, 11:17:12 AM »

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.  ~Author Unknown

Been there done that except it was a tube top!! :'(
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Re: Motorcycle Quotations
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 08:03:26 AM »

    • Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.  ~Jim Samuels

    Great Quotes ... my favorite shown above.
    Hmmmm, with that math .... 65 mph becomes 130 mph!!!   ;D ;D ;D[/list]
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    Re: Motorcycle Quotations
    « Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 08:18:18 AM »

      Great Quotes ... my favorite shown above.
      Hmmmm, with that math .... 65 mph becomes 130 mph!!!   ;D ;D ;D


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