Anybody remember those great opening lines from "Cheers"
"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know; if she calls, I'm not here."
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean POUR!"
"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going IN, Mr. Peterson?
"A beer please, Woody."
"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No. For a stupid question"
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
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