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[Bubba]

Subject: Duck hunters !
 
 
 HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE
STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING THE INCIDENT.
 
 A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of
$560.00)
 
 He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of
course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their
GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a
natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, a place for the !
decoys to float on the water.
 
 Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to
take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.
 
 So out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short
40 second fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the
ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along
with the Navigator) decide on the following course of action:
 they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick
of dynamite as far away as possible.
 
 Remember a couple paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and
the DOG...? Lets talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog
takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of
dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
 
 The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their
necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to
stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
 
 One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded
with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a
moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the
dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks
these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the
brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot
exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the
dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
 
 Then '''''''''''''BOOOOOO! OOOOOOM '''''''''''!!!!!!!
 
 The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two
idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their
faces.
 
 The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of
explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still has yet to make the first
of those $560.00 a month payments.
 
 The dog is okay...doing fine. And you thought Rednecks only lived in the
South. 
 
Bubba

[VaEagle]

Interesting facts here,

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

[greglyon]

Great story lol

[Screamin]

Duck hunters are nuts. Period. Only they can enjoy wading into a swamp @ 4 in the morning in a freezing drizzle up to their a$$ in ice cold water waiting to shoot at a high speed yoyo and call it fun. True story, buddy of mine went duck hunting on a freezing cold morning. Tripped over a root and dropped his shotgun in chest deep water. Tied a shell to a string and a float, went back to shore, stripped, went diving for the gun and retrieved it, hauled a$$ back to the truck and shivered for 1/2 hour, and called it a great day. I don't socialize w/ him very much anymore.