Topic: Poor Ed (Read 861 times)

Screamin_Beagle · « **on:** February 08, 2007, 12:07:05 PM »

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the
house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

dereck · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2007, 10:50:19 PM »

That's awesome. I really look forward to my daily cruisin' of the humor threads.

cigarmike · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2007, 10:27:48 AM »

WARNING!!!! Beagle is a Highly Trained Profesional, Do Not Attempt this joke at HOME kids !!!!

SBB · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2007, 10:55:44 AM »

Quote from: Mike L on February 09, 2007, 10:27:48 AM

WARNING!!!! Beagle is a Highly Trained Profesional, Do Not Attempt this joke at HOME kids !!!!

And imagine this,

Beags, "Q" and Spiderman are all together right now.
Now is that a scary thought or what?

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:43:29 AM »

We're having a ball. Rode home a little late last night and made Q a believer that you always bring a jacket when riding in the desert. Once the sun goes down.........It get's freakin cold. We're off to Hollywierd today, and probably won't have internet anywhere...........so, until Monday, everybody enjoy....we've got some miles to do

_Beags

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Screamin_Beagle

Poor Ed

dereck

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cigarmike

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SBB

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Screamin_Beagle

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