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Jonah and the whale
« on: July 12, 2016, 03:48:39 PM »
A teacher was teaching her class about whales. Even though a whale is enormous, it has a very small throat.
Therefore it would be impossible to swallow a human being. Little Sally raises her hand. Teacher ask if Sally has a question or a comment? Sally say, what about Jonah, he was swallowed by a whale. Teacher say, I am sorry Sally but that could have never happened because of the size of a whales throat. Sally says, fine when I get to heaven,
I will ask Jonah. Teacher says, what if Jonah didn't go to heaven? Sally says, then you can ask him!
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Re: Jonah and the whale
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2016, 05:54:04 PM »
Nice! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Jonah and the whale
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2016, 06:55:28 AM »
Ooops
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Re: Jonah and the whale
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2016, 06:13:05 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Jonah and the whale
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2016, 07:47:36 AM »
Be careful what you ask...
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