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[Singlebeam]

Pierre stops by Boudreaux's house.
Boudreaux: where you goin'?
Pierre: I am goin' down to da pond to get me some dem dar duck you want to go!
Boudreaux: no, dar ain't no duck at da pond. When Pierre comes back he has a boat load of ducks.
Boudreaux: How you get dem dar duck?
Pierre: I jus' put duck tape out all around da boat, dey come up to da boat, I knock em in da head and put em in da boat.
Next day
Boudreax: where you goin'?
Pierre: I am goin' down to da pond to get me some dem dar gator, you want to go!
Boudreaux: No, dar ain't no gator at da pond. When Pierre comes back he has a boat load of gators.
Boudreaux: How you get dem dar gator? I jus' put gatorade out all around da boat. Dey come up to da boat,
I knock em in da head and put em in da boat.
Next day
Boudreax: Where you goin'?
Pierre: I am goin' down to da pond to get me some of dem dar nutra, you want to go!
Boudreaux: No, dar ain't no nutra at da pond. When Pierre comes back, he has a boat load of nutra.
Boudreaux: How you get dem dar nutra? I jus' put nutrasweet out all around da boat, dey come up to da boat,
 I knock em in da head and put em in da boat.
Next day
Boudreaux: What dat dar you got in yo boat?
Pierre: Pussy willow.
Boudreaux: Hold on I get my coat.

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