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[erniezap]

From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton:

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes."

[SPIDERMAN]

From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton:

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
George W Bush was the closest thing to a King we've ever had

Number 1  No one ever tells him he has no clothes
Number 2  He can't read and write
Number 3  He had Black Women do his dirty work

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
check from the government every month.
George W Bush's wife can't hold down a steady job. Little Georgie is too big a handful, none of the daycare centers will accept him

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
The George W Bush soup slated to be available in January 2009 will consist primarily of red ink and some letters ( think alphabet soup)  he couldn't figure out 

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
The car being built in honor of George W. Bush has 10 gears in reverse and two version of neutral. It's also capable of being somewhere and not being seen by anyone. It's going to be named  " Dodge Stealth Decider "

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."
George W. Bush's answer to the same question was " you tell me where and I'll send some of our brave young men and women in uniform over there to die for whatever bad thing those fereiners are doin

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know."
" The truth is what I say it is "  George W. Bush

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes."
George H.W Bush being a great oak tree and George W. Bush being poison oak