Guido, the mob boss hired a deaf accountant. Solely for the purpose that if he ever got called to testify, he could claim he never heard nothing about no mob activities.
One day Guido noticed $10,000,000 missing from his stash. Knowing his accountant was deaf, he found a person that could sign which happened to be his lawyer.
The pay a visit to the accountant. Guido says 'Ask him where the money is"
The lawyer signed the question. The accountant signed back.
"He doesn't know anything about missing money" the lawyer states.
Guido pulls out his gun and puts it to the accountants head. \
Guido says "Ask him again, and if he don't tell, I will put a bullet in his brain"
The lawyer signs the question.
The accountant signed back, "it is in my yard behind the shed buried in a brown suitcase"
The lawyer tells Guido "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger"
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