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I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« on: August 30, 2016, 10:28:31 AM »
Ok, I come out of the grocery store with my cart full of stuff. I unload the last bag and my cart wonders over
and bumps the car next to me. Out of no where this dwarf comes flying out of the car! I thought oh crap.
He runs over and looks frantically for any damage to his car. Then he walks over to me, looks up and
shouts "I am not happy'! I paused for a moment, then bent over and shouted back,
"well if your not happy, which one are you? Things went downhill from there.

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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2016, 10:45:07 AM »
Quote from: Fullsac Performance on August 30, 2016, 10:28:31 AM
Ok, I come out of the grocery store with my cart full of stuff. I unload the last bag and my cart wonders over
and bumps the car next to me. Out of no where this dwarf comes flying out of the car! I thought oh crap.
He runs over and looks frantically for any damage to his car. Then he walks over to me, looks up and
shouts "I am not happy'! I paused for a moment, then bent over and shouted back,
"well if your not happy, which one are you? Things went downhill from there.

SG

Man , Steve I bit like a wide mouth bass on this one.... YOU!  ;D

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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2016, 07:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Mr D on August 30, 2016, 10:45:07 AM
Man , Steve I bit like a wide mouth bass on this one.... YOU!  ;D

Side note.... How's the new TRXS with the MKE 8 ?

Working on it!

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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2016, 08:54:29 PM »
great joke
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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2016, 10:35:48 PM »
I dated a dwarf once, it was a short relationship. We just didn't see eye to eye but I was nuts over her....
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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2016, 05:52:09 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2016, 09:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Trapperdog on August 30, 2016, 10:35:48 PM
I dated a dwarf once, it was a short relationship. We just didn't see eye to eye but I was nuts over her....

LMAO! :D :D ;D
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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2016, 09:08:48 AM »
So which one was it then if it wasn't Happy?
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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2016, 01:21:59 PM »
Funny Stuff! :)
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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2016, 11:04:26 AM »
Quote from: Trapperdog on August 30, 2016, 10:35:48 PM
I dated a dwarf once, it was a short relationship. We just didn't see eye to eye but I was nuts over her....

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Re: I got in a fight with a midget the other day!
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2016, 11:40:35 AM »
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