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Frozen skunk
« on: February 14, 2007, 12:44:46 PM »
 
Subject:  Frozen Skunk


 
A  man and his wife were driving home one very cold
night when the wife  asks
her husband to  stop the car. There was a baby skunk
lying at the side of  the
road, and she got  out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to
her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can  we
take  it
with us, get it  warm, and let it go in the morning?"   

He says,  "OK, Get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get  it
warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice  and
warm  there."

"But  what about the smell?" said the wife.

"Just hold its little  nose."

The  man is expected to recover, but the skunk she
used to beat him with  died
at the  scene....
 :)

 
 
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HA, HA, HA,  ,,,,, I LIKE IT !!!!!!!


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Re: Frozen skunk
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 04:57:44 PM »
now that is a good one on v day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Frozen skunk
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 06:16:22 PM »
GOOD ONE!
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Re: Frozen skunk
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 06:27:30 PM »
ROFLMAO :D :D :D

Sassy didn't find it so funny!
I'm stillspewing my diet pepsi!!! :D :D :D :D

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
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Re: Frozen skunk
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 08:20:24 AM »
Quote from: hard10 on February 14, 2007, 06:27:30 PM
Sassy didn't find it so funny!
I'm with Sassy!!!!!
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