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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years  ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the
old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty  years  ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where  upon,  the two stripped to the buff
and sat down at the table. "You know,  honey,"   the little old lady breathlessly replied,
"My nipples are as hot for you  today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied  Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal