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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football
game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game,  he asked her how she liked the experience..
 "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
 "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for
the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!